Thursday, October 29, 2009
Fringe Is Retarded, Always
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Gabe:
did you watch the most recent fringe?
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Andrew:
i think?
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Gabe:
it's a week old
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Andrew:
yes
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Andrew:
hilarious
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Gabe:
um
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Gabe:
here's a question
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Gabe:
a) how come everyone without fail
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Gabe:
who sees a demon?
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Gabe:
just tries immediately to kill it?
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Andrew:
haha
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Andrew:
yeah
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Gabe:
no one gets scared and runs away?
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Gabe:
or curls up?
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Andrew:
gabe
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Gabe:
and here's another one
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Gabe:
if the guy is addicted to dreams because it's like your best dream times a million
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Gabe:
what is he geting out of their waking nightmares?
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Andrew:
right
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Gabe:
and here's another
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Andrew:
yeah
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Gabe:
what kind of addicition gives you a split personality?
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Andrew:
yeah
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Gabe:
fucking olivia's bullshit step-father alcoholic jekyl and hyde theory
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Gabe:
made me so mad
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Gabe:
and i also like
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Gabe:
"see how these two handwritings are different? it's the same person"
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Gabe:
huh?
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Andrew:
haha
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Andrew:
yeah
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Andrew:
after all their "science"
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Andrew:
they use handwritiing analysis
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Andrew:
the part about demons is hilarious too
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Andrew:
also the cannibal part
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Gabe:
right
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Andrew:
like if that's a lucid dream
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Andrew:
is that how you react when you have a nightmare?
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Andrew:
you just kill the shit out of the thing that's bothering you?
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Gabe:
also the dying instantly of exhaustion with gray hair?
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Andrew:
haha
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Andrew:
YES
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Andrew:
the gray hair
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Gabe:
and also how at tehe end
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Gabe:
how the pilot
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Gabe:
dreams that he is still flying towards the bridge
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Andrew:
yeah
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Gabe:
instead of a boat?
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Gabe:
that is his dream?
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Gabe:
also
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Gabe:
i loved when they first showed his photo
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Gabe:
and i was like oh, it's a pilot, great
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Gabe:
and then it was a PONTOON BOAT PILOT
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Gabe:
hahahaha
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Gabe:
the world's most common type of pilot
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Andrew:
best show
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Gabe:
amazing
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Gabe:
i wish that show was my dad
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Andrew:
well, they probably wouldn't give him budget to make the pilot crash into some skyscraper
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Andrew:
because, why the fuck not, just meaninglessly reference 9/11
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all the goddamn time
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Gabe:
hahaha
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Gabe:
well there was no 9/11
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Andrew:
but yeah
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Gabe:
it would be funny if
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Gabe:
to save the pontoon boat pilot
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Gabe:
instead of shooting the server with bullets (duh)
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Gabe:
they opened up a rift between the two realities, and he caused another 9/11
